At gunpoint everybody loves you!!
My body is a dead language and you pronounced every word perfectly
Baby laughing while getting shots
> Rock star doctor.
I don’t care how old he will be I’m taking my future children to him
That person is in the right field! So many pediatricians are terrible with children; you can tell this person LOVES children and taking care of them.
|straight couple:||*make out in public at random intervals in weird places*|
|straight couple:||*grabs each other's asses in public*|
|straight couple:||*are not in any way inconspicuous about the fact that they are feeling each other up in public*|
|gay couple:||*holds hands in public*|
|straight people:||that is VILE and it is CORRUPTING my entire FAMILY. my grandmother is crying. my children have all shit their pants at the same time. WHO WILL THINK OF THE CHILDREN|
"You made pasta?"
"Did you take out the trash?"
"And the recycling"
"Derek this has to stop."
stop taking bucky’s metal arm away
stop taking charles’ wheelchair away
stop taking clint’s hearing aids away
disabled superheroes are important stop sucking please
I read this wrong and I was just picturing them all confused as to who keeps taking their stuff.
"Steve have you seen my arm anywhere?"
"Nope, sorry Bucky. By the way, have you seen Clint’s hearing aids? He hasn’t been able to hear a damn thing all day"